Brave Dad

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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. 
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. 
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
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strange style

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Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue with red spots!Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

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customer waiter

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Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers. 

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much. 

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard? 

Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller. 

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?
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girls Question

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Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.

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old man

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70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied 'No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it.
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one line jokes

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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... 

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sardar

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Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ... 

Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? 

Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

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