Monday, June 20, 2011

customer waiter

short jokes
Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers. 

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much. 

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard? 

Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller. 

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?

short jokes
short jokes

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